by j r lang January 6, 2008
The nation of Moldova celebrated the 100th anniversary of the Helsinki Incident with a week-long dogsex orgy.
by venki October 29, 2007
Heaven stairway incident will occur in NewYork city at the 27th of May 2021 at that time his knowledge will guide us the ships of pain will carry our sins away we will know him for he is the creator
Guy1: dude look at this the heaven stairway incident is happening
Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car
Guy2: what are you talking about I only see a happymeal in the backseat of a car
by Heaven incident December 4, 2020
A ginger kid who got done dirty by his barber. for a TikTok video.
He had long and messy hair and asked for a fringe, and somehow got an even worse haircut than before.
Known as the biggest tragedy to man in TikTok history.
He had long and messy hair and asked for a fringe, and somehow got an even worse haircut than before.
Known as the biggest tragedy to man in TikTok history.
by huzz07 January 7, 2023
When Daniel Larson was tricked into auditioning for... adult films... and got naked on live infront of hundreds of people.
by daniel larson enthusiast March 27, 2022
The Willis Kwok Incident is a Chinese punk rock band that plays small clubs all over Chinatown - San Francisco. Their song "You doan know yah cah" hit the top 200 in mainland China in 2006.
Rawd: Hey Twist, you wanna go see The Willis Kwok Incident at Club MetroMix in China Town?
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
Twist: Yep..right after we get our eat on at Dottie's
Rawd: You think Emil would want to come?
Twist: Nah...he already planned to attend the Air Supply reunion concert.
by Willis Kwok May 8, 2012
An event that occured on November 23, 1996 during an Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) house show.
A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.
Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.
Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
A 17-year old minor, who had provided false adult ID and claimed to have been trained in pro wrestling school, was booked into a tag team match as a replacement, under the guise of a bus driver named Mass Transit, teaming with D-Von Dudley, against The Gangstas: New Jack and Mustafa Saed. The Gangstas were booked to squash the opposing team in a hardcore setting. Using various objects from the ring and the crowd, New Jack tried to work with Mass Transit, who was untrained, and injured himself. As part of the match, New Jack bladed Mass Transit on the forehead, causing substantial bleeding. When the truth of Mass Transit's age reached the press and the law, ECW faced scrutiny, and had their inaugral PPV "Barely Legal" cancelled.
Mass Transit's family filed assault charges and a lawsuit against New Jack and ECW, however through testimony of all the wrestlers and Mass Transit himself, it was revealed that he had indeed lied about his age and ability, and had requested himself that he be cut in the match. All charges were dismissed, and the Barely Legal PPV was rescheduled a month later.
Mass Transit died at age 22 from obesity.
by snarkysmark February 23, 2012