Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

by Zt2 April 16, 2015

inverted snob

Someone who looks down their nose on those more wealthy, simply because they are more wealthy. Inverted snobs staunchly refuse to recognise that their form of snobbery is every bit as superficial and silly as the other kind ... the only difference is, the inverted variety helps keep its adherents down on the bread line.

Don't expect to find Mary in one of the better pubs. She's an inverted snob. She'd rather have cheap beer and mould any day of the week.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Inverted Jenny

Engaging in upside-down intercourse while in an airplane. A tribute to the incredibly rare 1918 postage stamp.

Billy pulled off the Inverted Jenny with a stewardess on his flight to Europe - and he finished gloriously by dunking her head in the toilet.

by bloodykansas April 29, 2008

Inverted Melon Baller

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

inverted turk

To perform analingus upon oneself.

In the extended outtakes for the Lassie television show, Lassie can be seen performing the inverted turk at many junctures.

by roy a miller March 26, 2008

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

Inverted Okie

When a farmer boy performs analingus at the bottom of a grain silo.

That Jeff gave me a right good rimjob last night! It was quite the inverted Okie back at his farm.

by venuscameback August 14, 2016