humaraffe

a person taller than 6" 2" a mix of the words "human" and "giraffe".

as in "basket ball players are taller than most average people, they are humaraffes

by nikki bygrave January 22, 2009

Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."

Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.

by Inevitibility June 6, 2015

huerco

it means "kid" in the northern mexican states.

ese huerco fregado.

by riobravense January 18, 2010

Huerta

Huerta, meaning "orchard" or "garden" in Spanish. Also a surname derived from Spain. Anyone who has a last name of Huerta is a respectable person with good morals and is close family oriented. Huertas are full of life and are excellent cooks. You should be proud to know a Huerta.

Did you know that a Huerta family moved into the neighborhood just recently?
Si.
They're really nice people.
Si.

by saywhaaaa?? April 3, 2011

Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869

Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world

by rudetabaga July 27, 2020

homerphobia

Fear of studying, specifically fear of studying at the Homer D. Babbidge Library at the University of Connecticut at Storrs, UCONN.

Less frequently used to describe a person who purports to be well read, but who in fact has never read the classics and reads nothing but modern cheesy novels.

homerphobe
homerphobes
homerphobic

Fern: Chris follows Liz everywhere but the library.
Dave: Yeah that homerphobic dumbass will be lucky if he gets a 2.0 GPA.

Dexter didn’t believe me when I told him Duckman’s son was named after a character in the Iliad, proving him to be a complete homerphobe.

by C. Thonic December 19, 2004

homer simpson

1. Mr. Plow.
2. The Pie Man.
3. Max Power.
4. Guy Incognito's lookalike.
5. Homer Thompson.

'Hello there, may I trouble you for a dr-ink?'
'Give it up, Homer. We know it's you.'
'Homer, who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.'
*Crash, bang! Oh, eeagh, waah! *thump.*
'*gasp.. This man is my exact double! *bigger gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hehehee, here, Puff! Here, Puff!'

Homer Simpson is my God.

by All yor base r belong to us April 8, 2006