An intelligent species of bipedal, mostly-hairless mammals that are the current dominant species on the planet Earth. Unless you're an alien geologist that just dug up an old server and is studying the definitions on Urban Dictionary, you are one of these humans.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
Humans create the most advanced, most complex societies currently known to exist, orders of magnitude more complicated than even ant societies. As we industrialized our homeworld, we started altering the environment, both in positive and negative ways. Artificial reefs help to bolster marine life while pollution from our factories, power plants and industrial sectors is accelerating the deterioration of global ecosystems.
Humans are going to leave Earth soon, though, and begin colonizing other worlds. This is called an "interplanetary civilization." The current main target is Mars, the fourth planet in the solar system. As space technology advances, we come closer and closer to our future destiny of a space-faring civilization.
Humans are mainly known for being pessimistic fucks that can't stop fighting over meaningless red herrings. However, people who like to point this out often are pessimistic fucks themselves that don't do anything to advance society and instead just whine and complain, pretending to be depressed over a few problems that humanity has. It's absolutely awful.
Seriously. Shut the fuck up and move on with your life. God damnit.
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an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
an outlook or system of thought attaching prime importance to equality among all races, religions and economic standing rather than religious ideology or political and financial gain . Political humanist beliefs stress the potential value and goodness of human beings, emphasise common human needs, and seek solely rational ways of solving human problems.
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When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.
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The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
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Get the Humans mug.The irreligious belief that works like a religion without a god but is instead focused on the present welfare of other people regardless of religion, race, ethnicity,culture or any other calharacteristic creating any group of people
Most humanists are usually people who are atheists but can also be religious
Christian dinner: " thanks god for my food *so on so fourth* amen"
Humanist dinner: (in mind) "man the farmer must have worked hard for this produce we must be very grateful
Most humanists are usually people who are atheists but can also be religious
Christian dinner: " thanks god for my food *so on so fourth* amen"
Humanist dinner: (in mind) "man the farmer must have worked hard for this produce we must be very grateful
Religious person who found out im an atheist: I thought all people who didn't believe I'm my god(s) where evil but you seem to have high morals, why?
Me: I'm a humanist I prefer to look at the present welfare of others rather than fear something that might not exist at all and tolerate people of all walks of life regardless because we're all people
Me: I'm a humanist I prefer to look at the present welfare of others rather than fear something that might not exist at all and tolerate people of all walks of life regardless because we're all people
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