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Hugo by LiquidLizard March 29, 2020
is a horny beast that wants to cum all over you. His big dick is like hammer, he smashes everything (women) in his path. He will fuck you hard no matter how big your tits. Hugo is worth having an affair with. He doesn’t want a long term relationship. Just an amazing night.
If you say I was with Hugo. People presume that you’re pregnant.
Hugo by 17 year old mum October 31, 2019
someone who goes round stabbing people with lightsabers
Girl: 'i hate you'
guy: 'chur bro' (stabs her with light saber)
girl: 'i hate you you Hugo!!!'
hugo by luvuhugo July 25, 2009
bruh ive got such a hugo haircut
Hugo by grinchsucker69 December 16, 2018
Hugo is a fucking legend. He is a fucking sex god and everybody loves him.
Hugo by Hugggs October 17, 2019
Hugo is the hottest person you will ever see or meet in your life. He is a bit of a dick but deep down he is sweet, soft and secretly in love with a girl called Scarlett. Hugo has brown hair, brown eyes and a good tan. He is rich and lives on a farm. He would most likely be great at sport and a beast in bed. He will treat his girl (Scarlett) to whatever she wants. He will open up to her, kiss and hug her all the time, calls her beautiful and always reminds her that he loves her. (btw Scarlett is a lovely tall girl with deep blue eyes and long blonde hair). Hugo never gives up, if he wants something he will do anything in his power to get it. He talks dirty A LOT. Never talk shit about him or Scarlett or he will be out there to get you. He has really great taste in music, style and pretty much everything else. hugo comes up with the best ideas for dates but it always ends in cuddling and sex. Hugo is easy to fall in love with, ALL the girls are obsessed with him and his good looks, but those girls won't stand a chance against his one true love, Scarlett.
Hugo is everything you will ever want!
Hugo by hotbois November 11, 2019