A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.
Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be
Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!
Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"
"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"
A fart with such a blast and stench that it remains potent for years to come. They are available in multiple magnitudes and forms, but only the strongest experience a true hot box fart.
As I saw my wall slowly cave to the shape of asscheeks I realized I was in grazed by the overbearing power of John Blowe. With a shattering clap of ass, I felt the absolute blast of a magnitude 5 hot box fart.
While getting head under the covers, pull the sheets tight so she is forced to deep throat your hog. Let out the largest fart you can muster and bust your load to the back of her throat. giving her a hot box and a lunch all at once