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tail happy

1. The condition of someone who's had great sex the night before. Often endured (barely) by coworkers and friends. Always accompanied by a smile nothing will wipe off.

2. Adjective to describe a racecar experiencing severe oversteer or looseness. A loose racecar's back wheels tend to head for the outside of the track in a corner. Hence, the tail is merrily out of control and trying to spin the car out.
1. Bob's girlfriend is back in town. I suppose he'll be tail happy all day long. Makes ya wanna puke, doesn't it?

2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr., is downright tail happy coming out of turn 3. He's gonna slap the wall if he isn't careful.
by wordguy2 March 16, 2010
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Fake Happy

It’s when you’re depressed but act like you’re happy to please others
by Amalia February 18, 2018
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Happy Disaster

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.
I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.
by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010
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happy flapjack

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.
Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?
by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.
Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"
by T.Wilson January 1, 2013
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another happy landing

Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners
*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"
by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017
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happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..
travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
by the travinator September 26, 2005
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