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Hobophobia

the fear that whenever you see a hobo you automatically think he will get up and stab you in the balls/vagina; the fear of homeless bozos will rape you.
Guy 1: "I has hobophobia!"
Guy 2: "Whats that?"
Guy 1: "Oh, I'm afraid some homeless person is going to stab me in the dick."
Guy 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"
by DethmongeR117 December 13, 2012
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homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house
do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"
by schmoup May 23, 2023
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homophobisexual

Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.
by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007
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Homophonia

hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.
Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.
by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014
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homophobic

person 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaah a house!
person 2: youre homophobic
person 1: houses are against the bible
person 2: you stupid homophobe
person 1: its unnatural all the house poeple go to hell
by Its_a_lie_motherfuckers! December 1, 2021
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Homophoboner

An unwanted erection experienced by a homophobe when they see guys doing something they see as sexually provocative, eg a guy kissing another guy.
The stronger the feelings of homophobia, the easier a homophoboner is achieved.
This erection is similar to one experienced by a rapist, as the owner of the penis experiences arousal and anger simultaneously. The anger only makes the boner more powerful though, making homophoboners a real hazard for the modern homophobe.
"I really wanted to heckle gay pride this year, but I'm scared I'll get a homophoboner like I got last year when this guy raped me by winking at me!"
by TronaIdDump March 4, 2019
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homophobic nigger

a term for someone whos a homophobic nigga whos scared of gay people
by slaveowner123 May 15, 2021
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