Holopaw Florida

A small hole in the wall town near saint cloud Florida. Its main inhabitants are meth, heroin, cocaine, and mud addicts.

Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.

by 22reed December 10, 2020

hooplaphobic

When a individual doesn't like the idea of saying hoopla

OH MY FUCKING GOD! DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK ME TO SAY HOOPLA?!? CAN'T YOU TELL I'M HOOPLAPHOBIC!

by Chuck Chingleton March 4, 2022

hoopla

hoopla means a crock of bull butter or crazy off the walls or ridiculous by hannah price

my math teacher made us do sins and cosines that's a big pile of hoopla

by hamburgerhelper1620 September 7, 2022

Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022