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The Psycho Holiday

The July encampment at Bohemian Grove where the worlds most elite men meet to worship a giant owl, hold mock human sacrifices, and plan the future of our world.
Henry Kissinger is going to California for The Psycho Holiday again this year.
by Odessious July 23, 2011
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holiday tree

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.
Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.
by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004
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Holiday Playa's Discount

A special discount given by drug dealers around the holiday season to favorite customers.
I usually push a quad for 40 but I got you on that Holiday Playa's Discount for 30.
by Thunder-Thunder January 26, 2011
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Holiday Love

The period between October 30th and February 15th when women and men think its time to get into a relationship for the holidays because they do not want to be lonely over the holidays...After the February 15th Holiday love is over they break up and move onto Spring/Summer love..and try their luck there...this rotation happens every year...
Damn Keisha always looking for "Holiday Love"...so she can stock up on gifts..and shit...then dump a nigga after Valentines!
by BBB Benny January 11, 2013
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holiday catholics

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.
the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.
by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008
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Holiday Virgin

One who has never experienced popular signs of affection during holidays. He/she has probably never had a kiss under the mistletoe, a new years kiss, a valentine kiss, or maybe even a valentine. In some cases, this also applies to birthday sex.
Guy 1~ "Oh, dude... another new years party, and I'm still a holiday virgin."
Guy 2~ "Hah, loser. I just lost my holiday virginity to that Baberaham Lincoln over there."
by kellathegreat28.tumblr.com January 1, 2011
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holiday tree

A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.
Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?
by jff362 April 23, 2007
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