when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock
joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!
by yourmomsucksmycock March 25, 2010
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An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
by BristolSlag July 10, 2018
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Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"
by Makan31114 March 14, 2018
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A lady who slaps people with her boobs.
That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.
by Foyd Rogers July 14, 2014
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A lady who slaps people with her boobs.
That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.
by Foyd Rogers July 14, 2014
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