HMU

A 3 letter acronym use in texts or on various personal ads referring to one male, who's receiving oral sex, is also holding and playing with another male's cock and genitalia thereby jacking him off (results in greater sexual pleasure to both partners or individuals).

Ad under m4m, t4m, mw4m or mw4mw can read in part: Love to give oral sex with my warm, wet lips, HMU accepted but not required.

Red: "Hey Bob, did you hear, Jim got a blowjob from Sally's husband and was told to HMU during."
Bob: "You're kidding Red, did he do it?"
Red: "From what I heard he did, got so turned on, ended up jacking him off."
Bob: "lol"

by benignlylauxes September 14, 2014

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no one hmu

if you’re seeing this on a snapchat story 9/10 times this is a thirsty middle school girl who actually wants you to ask her what’s wrong and tell you all her problems and force you to deal with them. this is decieving as fuck and a thirst trap. steer clear of someone who says this

hella thirsty 8th graded: “no one hmu only the real ones know what i mean. they know who they are”
a caring and sensible person: what’s wrong

8th grader: well it’s all started on a gloomy afternoon in july......

by fuckalight March 02, 2019

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hmu for a tbh

To ask someone to "hit them up"(hmu) for a "to be honest"(tbh). Basically you text them referring to the hmu for a tbh and they tell you how they really feel about you, or you give them the name of a person and they say how they really feel about them. Most of the time they lie, so don't trust their "real" opinion too much. Mostly used on Snapchat

Person1: Hmu for a tbh about someone I know and I'll tell you how I feel about them.

Person2: How do you feel about Person3?

Person1: They can be ok at times, but they can be really annoying every now and then. Also their breath smells horrible all the time. Even after they brush their teeth.

Person2: Dang...

by WearHeeliesToEscapeYourFeelies October 23, 2017

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