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hideity

1. The act, state, or condition of being hideous.
2. A word you say when you have died and gone to heaven or hell and, upon being faced with a nonplussed deity, with which you greet them.
1. "Jane Austen's latest undiscovered offering, 'Pointlessness and Pretentiosity', reveals a new female protagonist, whose tenacity is matched only by her hideity and the length of her pubic mustache."

2. GOD: HMB, you stand accused of a lifetime granted by My grace, wasted in pursuit of atheism, masturbation, and belief in Darwinian evolutionary theory. What have you to say for yourself?

HMB: Hideity.
by HMB March 27, 2003
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Hidey Hole

A hole that is usually dug into the side of a mountain by kurtjmac on his expedition to the Far Lands in Minecraftia. A proper Hidey Hole will always have an exterior torch to keep Creepers and other monsters away. When abandoned, the entrance should be blocked off so that monsters cannot sneek in.
"Ooop, the sun is setting. I better make a Hidey Hole. Indeed!"
by The Mysterious Kat September 10, 2011
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hideosity

hideous/monstrosity
something so ugly and large that you can't look at it.
Did you just see that hideosity pass by?
by I need a life. March 17, 2005
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Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.
Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."
by HACH November 30, 2006
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Hideo Kojima

The man behind the Metal Gear and Metal Gear Solid series. His other name is "God".

Was voted "One of the most influential man in shaping the future" by Newsweek.

His games often contain references to cloning.

Also vice-president of Konami.
by Siegfried November 27, 2004
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