a pest. a person who turns out to be the kind of friend you don't really want around, but can't seem to get rid of. The kind of person who has no life and sends spam emails to a bunch of people he he barely knows just so he can feel like he is communicating and has a life. The kind of person who is not above using emotional blackmail to get you to be friends with them.
that guy is such a herb! I never respond to his emails and the creep calls me out of the blue last night to bullshit. he needs to get a life!
by kahoutek July 7, 2009
Get the Herbmug. by nikka bull May 4, 2010
Get the herbmug. 1. the act of masturbating with your hand in your pocket 2. smoking marijuana 3. smoking marijuana while masturbating with your hand in your in your pocket
by Sex E. Steve August 16, 2011
Get the herbingmug. Typically a person who tries too hard to fit in. They are lost in society and desperately try to find what superficial identity suits them best. They put on an act to be someone who they are not to please others. They walk, talk and act a way in which they consider to be hip or cool. Most people can spot these kind of people dead on due to the very fact they often try way too hard.
hahah look at that kid he's bumping drake in a ford taurus that has chromed out rims and he's wearing a leather fitted cap... what a herb!
by jenksx520 August 7, 2011
Get the Herbmug. an east-coast insult. generally references a person who doesn't go out very much, smokes weed, is really into smoking weed, probably has a bong or "sick" piece, and loves white stoner culture. basically anyone who celebrates 4/20 is a herb. herbs usually dont do that much hanging out with the opposite sex. definitely a derogatory term. can be used interchangeably with the word "loser", basically the same thing just a little more specific.
it's pronounced as it's spelled (the H is not silent), just like shortened version of the guy's name Herbert- Herb.
it's pronounced as it's spelled (the H is not silent), just like shortened version of the guy's name Herbert- Herb.
"quit being such a herb", "yo that kid is a fuckin herb", "nice bong, you herb", "really, your not going to come out with us... you just gonna sit there and herb-out for the night?", "4/20 is for herbs
by these balls stay deep May 10, 2011
Get the herbmug. ew look it’s herbs
by avocado_not_em November 30, 2021
Get the herbsmug. Noun:
A creepy person; most likely a molester. Generally has a moustache. To be wary of. They may want to molest you. For extra molest, the term "Chester the Molester" can be substituted.
Verb:
To act in a molesting manner.
A creepy person; most likely a molester. Generally has a moustache. To be wary of. They may want to molest you. For extra molest, the term "Chester the Molester" can be substituted.
Verb:
To act in a molesting manner.
Noun:
Potential molestee #1: I hear Gary is an herb.
Potential molestee #2: No way. But...He does have a moustache.
Potential molestee #1: Or...A molestache.
Potential molestee #2: Oh fuck.
Verb:
Potential molestee #1: Quit herbing on me, fucker.
Potential molestee #1: I hear Gary is an herb.
Potential molestee #2: No way. But...He does have a moustache.
Potential molestee #1: Or...A molestache.
Potential molestee #2: Oh fuck.
Verb:
Potential molestee #1: Quit herbing on me, fucker.
by c0gitatus November 27, 2006
Get the herbmug.