sped hed

a person afflicted with mental retardation or a fucking idiot you choose

person 1: mf fireballed one skeleton
person 2: lmfao what a sped hed

by sped hed April 4, 2022

Zed-hed

A person who is sexually aroused by zombies: a zombie chaser.

Halloween parties used to be cool, but now they’re always full of zombies and zed-heds.

by The High Beams Are On January 28, 2020

wireless hed

getting your dick sucked with no hands

In the song It's a Problem by Beanie Siegel ft. Jadakiss, J-a-d-a spits:

'i'm still getting wireless hed/ dat's hed with no hands'

by teflon fem! May 4, 2006

Dum hed

Dum hed, the name for a dumb ass fucking bitch who likes to tell everybody who you like all of the time and constantly ignore you and all of your friends to try to be popular to cover up her own fucking insecurities like the pussy ass cunt bag they are. They also enjoy making your friends hate you and trying to make every fucking guy in your crack head school try and like them.

Yo that bitch is a fucking DUM HED

by imkindofhungrybutalsoimugly April 19, 2019

Chopin Heds

An unsettling insult to use when you’re mad or annoyed

You better stop, or I’ll start Chopin Heds.

by Forggirl December 15, 2019

hed rot pili cheppers

Hot ass emo mfs that don't give a fuck about no one

Also extremely hot, did I say that already?

Tbh the world should be on their knees for them

Hed rot pili cheppers is a fucking god

by $ourD November 21, 2021