A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.
Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"
Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."
Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."
Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."
Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."
by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008
Get the Hector The Time Travelling Midget mug.Prince of Troy as featured in the Iliad, an epic poem written by Homer. He was the greatest Trojan warrior as well as a family man. Hector was dedicated to his city and his duty as the primary defender of Troy. His death symbolized the inevitable fall of the city. He was a great hero with high morals. He was the embodiment of what a man should be, as portrayed by Homer and was very well rounded.
Played by Eric Bana in the movie adaptation.
Played by Eric Bana in the movie adaptation.
Prince Hector was Priam's favorite son and main defender of Troy.
"Even the great Achilles dreaded to fight noble Hector."
~The Iliad
Person 1: "Man, Achilles was such a bastard for dragging Hector's body like that."
Person 2: Yeah, totally. Hector could have owned his ass."
"Even the great Achilles dreaded to fight noble Hector."
~The Iliad
Person 1: "Man, Achilles was such a bastard for dragging Hector's body like that."
Person 2: Yeah, totally. Hector could have owned his ass."
by JRA12 September 19, 2009
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The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. If you have a Hector you better not mess things up or else you’ll regret it big time. Hector is an angel and will never break your heart so don’t break his.
Friend: I’m really regretting breaking up with him
Who?
Friend: Hector
You broke up with Hector?! That was a mistake
Who?
Friend: Hector
You broke up with Hector?! That was a mistake
by fn11374 October 20, 2019
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by FLHJKASDJLKGFGHASSFKHJGLASFGLH February 15, 2020
Get the hector mug.When your staying in Cabo san Lucas and you come home and there is a Hector in your bed. He eats all of your food, drinks your drinks and sleeps in your bed.
by cramjam January 14, 2015
Get the Hectorlocks mug.When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.
by SlickStickRick May 8, 2014
Get the NASTY HECTOR mug.The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
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