Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.

Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

by MrFurius May 6, 2010

David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.

Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!

by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010

David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.

"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."

by wyllielee August 13, 2021

Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010