Hermitical Haiku

Words or sentences offered as prose, but often appearing as insightful poetry, by which very little effort is given to the expression of feelings and ideas, but often providing, provoking or showing creative or spiritual inspiration.

Ponder this, my Hermitical Haiku:
"That's right, your latte is ready
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably shit
I can't keep them off me
Ordering coffee black
Lives matter"

by Gary Hupps August 11, 2016

Haiku

A haiku is a poem with three lines, the first time has 5 syllables, The second line has 7. The third has 5.

Haiku's are easy,
but they don't always make sense.
Refrigerator.

by PeeweeCHic1 May 22, 2010

Leet Haiku (|_|-|)

A free form of impressionistic poetry using the underground hacker lingo called 'Leet'(1337). Adapted from the traditional Japanese form that uses 17 total syllables divided into three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 except 133+ haiku is more free form.

n00b 90+ pwn3d
j00 60+ sk0013d
n00b $1 @ t00l

by m1z_w1z_11 September 11, 2005

Haiku

REAL MEANING::a stoner town on the island of maui. This town has a lot of ganja farmers, which means a lot of young adults and teenagers grow marijauna plants over in haiku. It is East Side, Upcountry!

My plants stay in Haiku!

by Ana<33 October 29, 2008

Houdini Haiku

The act of writing a haiku about performing the 'houdini' on your sexual partner. See Houdini for how-to steps or for what the Houdini actually is.

Houdini Haiku -

There was a wise man,
With this hilarious plan,
Spit, trick, and stick it.

by jtnasty July 29, 2009

haiku

haikus are evil
because they put limits on
syllables you use

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no yes

by youkay March 31, 2004

s'haiku

A haiku written about the subject of defecating at work. Typically, they are written by programmers and emailed to each other.

The following s'haiku is particularly skillful, following both the 7-5-7 scheme as well as a clever rhyme.

Bagel club groaning. moaning
Do not eat the meat
Cause I need the toilet seat

by Old Man Varga March 7, 2005