used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration
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Get the what had happened was... mug.Hapology is a half-hearted apology.
It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.
For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.
That is a hapology.
It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.
For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.
That is a hapology.
I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.
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Get the happily ever after mug.A phrase used when something random and/or inexplicable has occurred. Serves as both an invitation to discuss the recent incident or a way to cut off a possible conversation about the incident.
You witness your naked father being chased by your neighbor's dog. Suddenly he is hit by a car, leaving him sprawled in the intersection while the dog licks him.
You: "Well that happened."
Your Friend: "Yep."
You: "Well that happened."
Your Friend: "Yep."
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