Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.

Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021

hanjukim

1.A person who is sexually attractive, attractive, or exciting
2.

She’s so hanjukim… OMG I think Im getting a little horny..

He looks so hanjukim in jeans.

by Ontly Dictionary November 17, 2022

false hangup

Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.

Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.

Steven: I hate False hangups.

by me278 August 1, 2007

Hanguear

to hang out or to chill.

Ex: Que estas haciendo? Estoy hangueando.
Que vas a hacer? Voy a hanguear.

by Stylzs April 24, 2006

hannukaust

A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.

Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*

by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007

hanukah bush

when a girl doesn't shave her downstairs for 8 days during the Jewish holiday of hanukah, thus creating a bush

Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday

by ElleSinga December 30, 2011

Hanus Crime

The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.

Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.

by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009