Arin Hanson

Funniest man alive

Arin hanson: just laugh, please...

by Venom Pat-daddy January 02, 2020

hanson clan

the greatest band mankind has ever had the privilege to experience

the hanson clan will practice today

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

chris hansoning

The act of posing as an underage person to lure a pedophile

Did you hear about Cameron? He does alot of Chris Hansoning to pedos.

by judewelos October 28, 2017

Jasmine Hanson

Someone who loves to shoot people with rubberband guns, drive around to nowhere, send pictures of half naked soccer stars, buy ice-cream and date dumb boys. :D

May or may not get angry if you tell a lie.

Will definitely love you forever if your name is Enrique Iglesias, Cristiano Ronaldo or David Beckham :)

Ashley: Hey i really need a picture of a half naked hot guy!

Jasmine Hanson: Oh i got the goods, don't worry!

by thebestpersonevaaa June 21, 2010

Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 03, 2009

Hanson bomb

When you're at a bar you don't like and you want to leave, you go up to the Juke Box and put on MMmm Bop by Hanson at least 5 times in a row and you just leave. For more hilarity, leave a spy behind to see how pissed everyone is after the 3rd repeat. Can also be done with Ace of Base "I Saw the Sign."

Dave and I hated that bar so we dropped a Hanson Bomb and left.

by mwbinDCpsu November 12, 2007

Isaac Hanson

Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?

Plays guitar; vocals.

Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?

by Jennifer July 12, 2004