hamlet

a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet

a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet

by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012

Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

by jcat12 May 28, 2013

Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.

I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.

by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009

Hamlet Indiana

A small town in NW Indiana, which is basically LaPorte, next to Kingsford Heights, as well as Kingsbury. It does mostly habitat cheaters and liars and drinking while driving on those back roads because they can get away with it because there is nothing else to do other than farm/drink/cheat/find online affairs and hurt others in the process. Lots of farming area.

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by Disgruntled Human Being March 20, 2011

Hamless

A man that can not be trusted. Usually because he cheats on his girlfriend or acts shady.

Brittney: "I just saw devon cheating on his girl"
Deontae: "That nigga is hamless"

by BrOokLYN We Go HArd September 7, 2011

hamlet

Getting so hammered and lit (High)

Dude 1: You drink that whole 26'er and 6 pack.
Dude 2: Ya.
Dude 1: now your smoking on that blunt!
Dude 2: Yaaa :D I'm Hamlet right now

by jonesy144 July 7, 2006

Hamlet Syndrome

A person who suppresses their homosexual thoughts and tenancies by showing hostility toward homosexuals and homosexual behavior.

(The term refers to the story of Hamlet, on how Hamlet repressed the sexual thoughts of his mother and how it added hostility toward his uncle.)

Bob's Hamlet Syndrome causes him to go out and protest gay marriage.

by manitoumanitou August 22, 2008