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ham sandwich

A somewhat short but chronically overweight person
Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
by Steve Pennington October 31, 2007
mugGet the ham sandwichmug.

pressed ham sandwich

A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).
Fresh from her brazilian, Lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.
by SlangEditorial May 2, 2008
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Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
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Armenian Ham Sandwich

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.
Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.
by Slappy McDouche April 7, 2008
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Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis
by MB2012 November 16, 2018
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Nutella and Ham Sandwich

When you're doing anal with a chick and get shit on your cock, so you take it out and wipe it on her pussy flaps.
Yo bro, I saw Kyle give Eryn a Nutella and Ham Sandwich last weekend! It was so gross.
by PillyWillyKP September 10, 2019
mugGet the Nutella and Ham Sandwichmug.

looking for a ham sandwich

when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz
do chill out! get off this guy's ass. what are you looking for a ham sandwich or something.
by monkeydan January 8, 2008
mugGet the looking for a ham sandwichmug.

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