Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
by Steve Pennington October 16, 2007
A polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. The overlapping labia tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).
by SlangEditorial May 02, 2008
a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 03, 2009
by Slappy McDouche April 08, 2008
When you're doing anal with a chick and get shit on your cock, so you take it out and wipe it on her pussy flaps.
by PillyWillyKP September 11, 2019
by MB2012 November 17, 2018
when a driver is tailgating cars on the road and constantly looking into the car in front of the driver as to be looking for a ham sandwich like a hungry spaz
by monkeydan December 19, 2007