haired

To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.

Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!

by Puffy January 16, 2004

hair

infected but hair

elephants buthair

by Gretchen lover October 15, 2003

Hair

The fuck it’s on your head dumb ass bitch

I have hair (y’all hella dumb)

by IamBeyoncéBITCH June 9, 2018

Hair

Strings that grow out of your head and face

“Dude, I have great hair “

by Corgi_Butt September 14, 2019

Hair

Strings and weeds that grow out of your scalp that can ruin a girls life.

My hair is the most disgusting pair of strings I have ever seen.

by gigi.irwin December 8, 2020

Hair

People getting in the way or making too much noise in a cam.

Damit, there is hair all over this cam.

by Cuj05 December 13, 2008

hair

puss, tuss, snatch, usually a young, inexperience female who has never shaved that monkey.

"Aghh dude, I got some hair last night... wanna smell my fingers? I think it was the first time she was banged."

by tim's taint December 8, 2004