penis holster

1. A homosexual male, who likes to take it in the anus. See boundy.

2. A homosexual male's anus.

Boundy is a penis holster, he stole my money!
I stuck my dick in Frank's loose penis holster last night.

by cash August 3, 2004

Holstead

A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked

(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."

by El Shizzo May 3, 2010

holsen

One of the most intelligent, funny ppl on earth! They can be super nice but if you aggravate them they’ll make you cry :D. Anyway they’re funny, intelligent and they’re NOT ugly in any sort of way. Overall a good name and a good person :)

why is holsen so smart?

by yeet haw partner June 11, 2019

chrimbo hols

christmas holidays. when all the kids and some parents are off so they can do frenzied shopping. lots of shouting and fighting will take place.

i plan to get a right fair amount of snooging done come chrimbo hols.

by Megan June 17, 2006

Cock Holster

A mouth that has had penises in it repeatedly.

Bitch dont yell at me! Shut your fucking COCK HOLSTER.

I have heard she has quite the COCK HOLSTER.

by MassiveJohn April 20, 2006

Crotch Holster

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

by Strat Daddy July 8, 2009

crap holster

something your mother is

Your mom is a crap holster

by crazymoses August 9, 2004