A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened
Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?
by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015
Get the Historical Atheistmug. Not what I said.
Hym " 'Historic' being the operative word. My not changing my mind and anything. You pay me and I don't murder a child or your steal from me and I murder a child. And anyone stupid enough to let you do this deserves to have their kids murdered."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2025
Get the Historicmug. When people claim things that are historically incorrect. Example: Palestinian people existed before the 1960s, which is historical fiction.
by anonymous June 4, 2024
Get the Historical fictionmug. Historicality
by Goofy Ahh Boy April 30, 2023
Get the historicalitymug. History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.
by elrena March 30, 2021
Get the historical teamug. brandon: "in class today the teacher was telling us about these maps about the olden days"
Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"
Emily: "Brandon, they're called historical maps"
by EmilyUrie12 October 7, 2016
Get the historical mapmug. historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.
by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022
Get the historical depressionmug.