Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA

Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does

by De Boon December 6, 2022

Het-lag

The time between straight relationships when you spend all of your time swooning over cute boys/girls and wishing you could go out with them.

Man, look at how Sam's totally drooling all over Olivia. He's totally in het-lag.

by Silent-Warning July 7, 2010

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices

This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment

by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020

het kobo fo lie

questioning if someone is being real with you. Much like the phrase "are you being serious?"

Damian: "I saw Flolandra the other day and she was lookin fineee!"

Tyrece: "Het kobo fo lie?!"

by MEEEP123 March 16, 2010

No het tho

Short for “no hetero though”

Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)

Guy: Hi.

Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.

Girl: It looks good. No het tho.

Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.

by Waimey Blimey! December 24, 2019

het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020

Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022