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Hemi

Hemi = Homy. Sometimes people say "homy" but they pronounce it as "hemi". HEHMEE = HOHMEE. You dig?
"Yo, wassup, hemi?"
"Yo mom, my nig."
- Legends of Chamberlain Heights (actual TV show)
by FakeName2020 April 30, 2021
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"wait people have a preference for that? if I want to piss quietly I piss to the side, and slowly. The flow of the pee will be spread over the surface of the side toilet bowl, limiting the noise. If I want to piss as loud as possible I piss in the direct middle as that causes the most turbulence in the toilet bowl, as well as air mixing. If I hate the person who owns the house I piss on the floor, as piss smell lingers in the air even after cleaning allegedly idk. idk what my default state is but I assume its off-center inside the water in the toilet bowl. If I want to save water I piss near a tree or in the shower as many other people do. If I want to poo I sit down on the toilet and then pee, and wherever the pee goes the pee flows."

-The Hemi
by Piss Legend October 15, 2021
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His a sick cunt! Best 2k delayer of all time

Owns best botnet
Hemi delays stages because his a mad cunt

And he stopped rylcnd n glidey winning gold rush
by HemiTTV August 16, 2021
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Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?
by imaGentleman March 20, 2024
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Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’
I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?
by imaGentleman March 20, 2024
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