Girl 1: girl I done found me a Upper Class Haitian
Girl: ouu bitch you done snapped cuz they top tier
Girl: ouu bitch you done snapped cuz they top tier
by IG:10f1.0nly1 March 11, 2022
A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.
Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"
by throwawayname December 17, 2022
The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.
I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.
by Man/man June 09, 2024
This action describes an individual inserting raw beef into their anal cavity then proceeding to cut down sugar cane with their sexual partner
Wow Jeff and Linda are so freaky! Jeff told me they visited the butcher last week to do a sexy little Haitian Meat Smuggling. Apparently Linda loves being a Haitian Meat Smuggler.
by GWhammy69 June 01, 2021
When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025
The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"
Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
by Jimmy Tuesday December 26, 2024