guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

guinea pig fart 

Vaginal flatulence that is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, the sound is comparable to a wet fart, emitting a foul smell.

And then she let out a guinea pig fart and it was her pussy screaming that it was dying!

guinea pig fart by Jaybird3284 June 17, 2018

Guinea pig Pregnancy  

Cute animals that give birth to 1 to 3 but can give birth to 6 or more. Usually the signs are drinking more getting plum. You can feel babies moving if you put her on your lap. Do Not Squeeze Her!!! You can feel the babies but not too often or never too hard!!!! Babies are born with teeth, open eyes, claws, and can walk in about an hour or less. Babies can eat adult food, although they still suckle or drink form the mother's nipples. Also nipples get bigger, and darken during guinea pig pregnancy. Hope this helps!
Ask your vet if you have any other questions. Do not breed guinea pigs for no purpose it could kill her. Keep a vet on hand so if your guinea pig is taking longer than 5 minutes between babies it could be an emergency. Guinea pig birth will last about 30 minutes. I Love Guinea Pigs!!!

Guinea pig Pregnancy "What if we went to my guinea pig's cage and there was babies everywhere" I joked. My friends laughed. when we went to my guinea pig's cage there were babies everywhere! I guess my sorta wish came true! It was funny but for the most part we had cute babies!

Guinea pig Pregnancy by I Heart Guinea Pigs December 17, 2008

Guinea Pig Purr 

n. a sound made by a guinea pig that sounds like that of a cat; a sound a guinea pig makes to signify pleasure

While petting JP, my guinea pig he made a big Guinea Pig Purr

Guinea Pig Purr by guineaDAD January 23, 2022

Guinea pig vibrating 

You must be wondering, why does my guinea pig vibrate! Well seak cover because that little fucker is about to explode!

GET DONT THE GUINEA PIG VIBRATING RIGHT NOW!!!

Guinea pig vibrating by Genabout October 24, 2022

guinea pig of one's own demise 

what someone becomes when he or she goes out on a limb to try something new or risky and ends up having his or her plan fail completely.

Theorizing that the more I studied, the worse I do on tests, I didn't study for my comp sci test and I failed. I was the guinea pig of my own demise.

In Spider-man, when Norman Osborne conducted experiments on himself that lead to his insanity and death, he was the guinea pig of his own demise.

(variations of "guinea pig of one's own demise")

guinea pig of one's own demise by mbriones February 17, 2012

Guinea Pig Bacon 

The bacon served in just about any of the beloved Family Food chains, that has been sliced so thin it resembles the meat you'd get harvesting a Guinea Pig.

"I hope I don't get Guinea Pig bacon with my Grand Slam this time!".

Guinea Pig Bacon by The Soup Nazi's Friend November 17, 2018