guerrilla date

when you take out a girl to run an errand or other non-date and elongate and drag it out to be a date, trying to do so under the radar.

I took out Michelle on a guerrilla date..... she thought we were just picking up party favors.

by fughettaboutit November 17, 2010

guerrilla gang bang

A gang bang including a bonobo.

Also a not very well known song:
"Gang, gang bang, gang bang, garangatang
An orangutan is a type of guerrilla
Guerrilla gang bang
Guerilla gang bang with a bonobo"

Bro 1: "Dude they had a guerrilla gang bang last night!"
Bro 2: "Dude that's nasty af!"

by Lamppost June 16, 2017

Guerrilla Warfare

Two enormous black women fighting

Did y’all see that fucking guerrilla warfare yesterday
Yeah those bitches weighed at least 400 each

by RonaldMcdonaldTheMolestor May 20, 2019

Guerrilla FireFighter

A LITERAL fire fighter. Taking his job very seriously the Guerrilla FireFighter will sneak around a burning building and Sneak-Attack the fire. Thus fighting it literally.

Man 1: is that firefighter supposed to be literally fighting the fire?

Man 2: That's no ordinary firefighter. That's a Guerrilla FireFighter

by Cody Gobarra October 22, 2009

guerrillian

a million dollars worth of anything that is looted during guerrilla warfare

this blow is so pure it must have been worth a guerrillian dollars

by Matt Huff December 30, 2011

guerrilla gchat

Sending an inflammatory or controversial message via Google messenger to a friend, then logging off quickly before they can respond.

Steve was upset about receiving a guerrilla gchat the other day proclaiming that he looked a little like Danny DeVito with a moustache.

by Sparkle2 August 15, 2012

Guerrilla Weeding

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.

Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012