by Stirdasauce October 29, 2023

by Lola pink November 28, 2021

Adam was excited to start gubbing with the South American frogs Fred had smuggled in, horny (ceratophrys) frogs were always the best.
Hes walking like such a gub.
Hes walking like such a gub.
by Entomophage May 15, 2019

Gub Parden
noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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noun | UK Slang | Origin: Probably coined after pint #5
Definition:
A “Gub Parden” is what your mate slurs at 8:42 PM on a Friday when they mean pub garden but have been in it since noon and the sun has pickled their brain like a jar of pickled eggs behind the bar.
Characteristics:
• Contains exactly 3 wobbly picnic tables
• One broken patio heater that hasn’t worked since 2009
• A resident wasp who thinks he owns the place
• That one guy who always takes his shirt off as soon as the temperature hits 14°C
• Clouds of cigarette smoke that would be illegal indoors but are considered ‘ambience’ out here
Warning: Not to be confused with “Club Garden,” which is what Americans think you’re saying when you’re 7 pints deep and trying to explain the magic of a British summer.
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by TESSDRILLA April 30, 2025

by ChungHoleInator September 12, 2016

by Southern raised March 29, 2019

Person A: Hey, have you seen the new kitten in the neighborhood?
Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!
Person B: Yes, I have! She is absolutely adorable. She's such a Gub, and she's the cutest little ball of fur you'll ever see!
by OpaGramps January 3, 2024
