Groomer's Dozen

A Dozen is 12, A groomers Dozen is any number lower than that.
"Aight Charlie, how many bevs you bringing!?"

"A Groomer's Dozen"
by mynoduesp69420 November 17, 2021
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Heterosexual Groomer

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 20, 2023
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Butt Groomer

Someone who likes to shave butt holes. Fetish related
Yo that dude's a butt groomer, he loves to shave those booty holes.
by Troll star April 27, 2018
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Ok, Groomer

A snarl phrase used by right wing conspiracy mongers to attempt to paint anyone in favor of children's education including anything related to the LGBTQIA community as being pedophiles.
"I think it would be great to have copies of Dad and Dads read in schools so that kids can learn that same sex couples are just as valid of parents and anyone else."

"Ok, groomer."
by LeftistScum June 30, 2022
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Boomer groomer

Boomer groomer.

A boomer, (usually a parent), who tries to force their outdated, ineffective, ignorant, offensive, stupid and/or absurd values onto the next generation
"My mum told me to get a credit card and just spend money to prove to the bank I can pay it back. She is such a 'Boomer groomer'."
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
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Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.
by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022
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Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.
Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?
by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022
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