The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?
Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.
Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.
Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.
And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 15, 2024
1. When you are late for class and trying to make it through a hallway, but there is a large flash mob blocking your way, and they’re all hitting the griddy.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
2. When you have premarital sex and have conceived a child out of wedlock, you must hit a sustained griddy for the duration of the women’s labor. This will atone for your sins.
Definition 1
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
“Gosh diddly darn it, I’m trying to get to my geometry class, but the entire fricking student body has reduced the hallway to griddy lock.
Definition 2:
Priest “My son, you have committed a great sin with this pregnancy”
Sinner “what must I do to atone?”
Priest “you must commit the dankest griddy while your wife gives birth. This will make the child born in griddy lock, instead of wedlock, cleansing you”
by G. Jeremiah Pant. November 21, 2023
A Goofy Ahh Griddy is a form of Griddy where it looks and sound off with extra added Hannah-Barbera sound effects to add to the "goofy ah"
by Endi12 October 06, 2023
A fine young gentleman who hits the griddy every day because of how awesome he is.
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
(unless he hits the griddy in a bad ugly way or something like that)
Bro 1: Yo! Do you see Mr. Griddy hitting that devious griddy over there?!
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
Mr. Griddy: *Hitting a devious griddy.
Bro 2: Yeah man! I see it! Time to hit my own now. (proceeds to hit the worst griddy of all time the town has ever seen in history)
Bro 1: BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Mr. Griddy: *Promptly stops hitting the griddy and picks up his cane and starts beating up Bro 2 with it. Like the fine young gentleman he is.
by ComputerWorld January 18, 2024
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by monkeyhater69696 February 26, 2024
(Grid • dy - Male)
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
Me: I am a Griddy Male
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
by p4s10r_k13r4n June 23, 2022
A accidental saying of Super Griddy where instead of saying Super Griddy the person in question ends up saying Griddy Super for some reason.
Mike: Yo do you have time now to try and hit a Super Griddy?
Josh: Yeah bro you bet. I have all the time right now to hit a Griddy Super!
Mike: Huh? A Griddy Super? Don't you mean a Super Griddy?
Josh: Oh, well, same thing don't worry. Just watch me! (proceeds to slip and fall)
Mike: Wow bro, that was trash. That was more trash than trash itself.
Josh: Yeah bro you bet. I have all the time right now to hit a Griddy Super!
Mike: Huh? A Griddy Super? Don't you mean a Super Griddy?
Josh: Oh, well, same thing don't worry. Just watch me! (proceeds to slip and fall)
Mike: Wow bro, that was trash. That was more trash than trash itself.
by ComputerWorld January 17, 2024