Gooch Splat

The act of ejaculating on the small area between the vagina and the asshole

I fucked her pussy then quickly pulled out so I could give her a good ol' fashioned GOOCH SPLAT!

by samsterbot November 17, 2010

Guch Spat

when preparing for a game, spating your guch is the art of taping your guch to ensure stabilty and safeness

in the following order: Twice around the waist, Over left shoulder and through your legs (from the back), Over right shoulder, through legs again, twice wrapped around both thighs. (For aslo support; see also badger spat)= guch spat

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

gouche sack

a wrinkly gouche

his gouche was so wrinkly that he had a gouche sack

by gghghgh September 11, 2010

gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi

Im getting the gooch special

by Frank Lester January 29, 2008

Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.

Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!

by Gsullwold June 29, 2011

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

gooch shot

have your partner punch you in the gooch (the place between your ball-sack and your ass-crack) for pleasure.

Kristian would you please give me a gooch shot?

by cgut69 November 15, 2009