Gorgantuous

What would explain a very giant and gorgeous person.

The gorgantuous woman was so giant that she hit her head on the door frame making her have a dent on her once gorgeous and smooth forhead.

by Blargenshnarlgenbeegenhoogan July 20, 2010

Gargantar

Male or female human with unusual strength. Moves with a vaugely animalistic gait, sometimes touching knuckles to the ground. Communicates via loud barks or shouts, even when attempting to be quiet. Also known for breaking things (chairs, computers, walls, houses, etc...). Although not bad tempered, Gargantars are best approached with caution as they are known to over-react randomly, often with disastrous results.

My roommate is a Gargantar, therefore, I own nothing valuable.

by Grednbrorangeman January 7, 2011

Gargadoo

Eating ass, vagina, and titties

I BOUTTA GIVE HER A GARGADOO

by AshxariAziz September 29, 2019

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Gargantuar

An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.

(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."

by A random cat from a video game September 10, 2022

georga washing machine

When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water

"What happened to little Timmy?"

"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"

by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017

Gargamel

While taking a shit in a freshly clean porta-potty and simultaneously masterbating, you attempt to climax at the same time as the blue kiss from the back splash of a turd swan diving in the tank. The task can only be accomplished at the stroke of noon on a 100 degree day.

After 25 years of attempts, Gavin finally attained the holy grail of completing the Gargamel.

by Angry64flyer May 20, 2022