The Goof-Clap

The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.

See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.

Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.

by bewbays January 24, 2016

ya done goofed

The father of youtube user's kerligirl13 infamous quote.

And who said you're gonna beat my daughter up, you will have to deal with the police; cause ya done goofed.

by Roflimdying July 15, 2010

goof the floof

Scientology slang for masturbation

Xenu took the last moments he had in office to really goof the floof.

by supressive_person August 4, 2006

GoodFellas laugh

a boisterous fake laugh one is forced to let out while politely listening to an onslaught of less than amusing anecdotes from a friend or family.

Wife "Honey, we're going out with Mel."

Husband "Great. I'll have to bust out the GoodFellas laugh all night? F***!"

by ilprego August 29, 2012

goodfella-ing

The act of very thinly slicing garlic with a razor blade, as seen in the film "Goodfellas".

I sat at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the roast and goodfella-ing a clove of garlic.
The hyphen is optional: I sat at the kitchen table, keeping an eye on the roast and goodfellaing a clove of garlic.

by Fruitbat November 21, 2010

goof around

to act silly.

The kids were all goofing around,waiting for the bus.
Don`t goof around.

by Gary.Wong. December 3, 2013

goof ball sex

The process of having sex with a transgender woman.

Bryan that wasn’t a chick it was a transgender you are having goof ball sex!!

by Drewskie7117 October 24, 2019