Jesús Gonzalez

Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ

It's the Crap to Shit

The Dang to Damn
Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"

Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"

Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"
by jhanna14 June 12, 2011
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Hector Gonzalez

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.
Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.
by Fordguyy August 03, 2011
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Josue Gonzalez

Josue Gonzalez is going to be great
by Future Undisputed Champion Box November 22, 2021
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leslie gonzalez

Leslie is a very friendly person who isn’t afraid to take any challenge she is faced and she is very lovable and has many friends
by Alwayshappy123 January 11, 2018
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Hunter Gonzalez

100% loves Mya Lynn Washington more. Mya in this situation is also the biggest simp, no one out shines her. Without a doubt the bigger simp
Hunter Gonzalez Def loves mya more
by Bipolar Bean July 12, 2022
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Alan Gonzalez

Cute latino, Has an amazing personality and is very funny. His smile makes people happy:)
{Girl(Joshaaa): AHHH Alan Gonzalez’s smile is so fkn cute, he is very cute too.}
Boys: he is funny AHA
by Joshaaa😚 October 25, 2019
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