Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ

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The Dang to Damn
Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"

Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"

Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"
by jhanna14 June 12, 2011
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A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.
Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.
by Fordguyy August 3, 2011
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Enrique Gonzalez is always packing the meat and whenever your short handed at a barbecue you can call him up and he’ll bring the party also he gets all the girls.
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100% loves Mya Lynn Washington more. Mya in this situation is also the biggest simp, no one out shines her. Without a doubt the bigger simp
Hunter Gonzalez Def loves mya more
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Leslie is a very friendly person who isn’t afraid to take any challenge she is faced and she is very lovable and has many friends
by Alwayshappy123 January 11, 2018
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Omar Gonzalez is so bad at Brawlhalla and he’s always saying he’s good when all he does is spams petra’s sigs and he won’t even let you get a weapon it gets annoying.
Omar Gonzalez is so bad at brawlhalla
by LongBottom123 October 21, 2020
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