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Jesús Gonzalez

Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ

It's the Crap to Shit

The Dang to Damn
Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"

Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"

Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"
by jhanna14 December 10, 2011
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Hector Gonzalez

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.
Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.
by Fordguyy August 3, 2011
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leslie gonzalez

Leslie is a very friendly person who isn’t afraid to take any challenge she is faced and she is very lovable and has many friends
by Alwayshappy123 January 10, 2018
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Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez is the name of the leader of the fastest growing army on YouTube, Greg. (Don't look that up.)

He slays, and is the funniest guy on YouTube. If you name your child this, he/she will become the next famous YouTube star. Make sure there is not a Drew Gooden or Kurtis Connor...
Danny Gonzalez is such a good name for your baby!
Danny Gonzalez is the best leader!
I just love Danny Gonzalez!
by BothDanny_AndGreg January 3, 2023
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enrique gonzalez

Enrique Gonzalez is always packing the meat and whenever your short handed at a barbecue you can call him up and he’ll bring the party also he gets all the girls.
Hey Enrique Gonzalez can you bring the meat.
by Binder835 September 20, 2020
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Alan Gonzalez

Cute latino, Has an amazing personality and is very funny. His smile makes people happy:)
{Girl(Joshaaa): AHHH Alan Gonzalez’s smile is so fkn cute, he is very cute too.}
Boys: he is funny AHA
by Joshaaa😚 October 24, 2019
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Josue Gonzalez

Josue Gonzalez is going to be great
by Future Undisputed Champion Box November 21, 2021
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