goblin

A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course.
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'

Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind the spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt.

by Andrew Mathieson Cheater May 15, 2005

goblin

1) An unruly child.

2) Any child that has not learned manners or ettiquette, especially a newborn baby.

"Did you hear that my sister popped a goblin?"

"Really? Now there's going to be a goblin running around her house! Ha ha! You are an uncle!"

by sam ward June 15, 2007

goblin

A enthusiastic woman who is not scared to suck dick;a ravonous dick sucker.

Boy it must be halloween cuz i saw kim and she started a goblin

by D.Jizzle December 26, 2005

Goblinating

When a goblin goblinates all over something to goblinate more goblins so they can also goblinate

My favorite part of goblin slayer is when the goblins goblinated all over that girl in the first scene after saying it's goblinating time

by Hcfreeee March 19, 2023

goblinizing

A term used in a battle royal game where the player processes to kill a downed player instead of dealing with the actual threat

He is goblinizing me!

by TheRealWill May 18, 2018

goblin

Goblin is a created fictional character that was created for an excuse when getting caught doing something.

Man 1: Hey did you tap me?
Man 2: No it was Goblin

by L1v3r5p0t5 October 8, 2006

Goblinize

To consume some thing with stealth and speed.

Note: nothing to do with knob-gobblin'.

Dad fell asleep while writing "The Gonzo Pipeline".

When he awoke, he flipped out as once again, his PC had goblinized his newsletter.

by SharOne October 2, 2014