Skip to main content

Gluck

Sofie: I have a huge test tomorrow and i haven't studied at all
Adam: Lol gluck with that
by Myke Hauk February 1, 2022
mugGet the Gluckmug.

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021
mugGet the double gluck slurp 8000mug.

Gluck Gluck 3000

When you get painting the wall, and you need to take excess paint of your brush, so you slap it of both sides of the tin.
Myself and Emily decided to paint the kitchen, there was to much paint so we decided to do the Gluck Gluck 3000!
by Carolina Edwardino December 3, 2024
mugGet the Gluck Gluck 3000mug.

Gulag Gluck Gluck

When waiting in the Gulag in call of duty, your teammate joins you and gives you a blowjob in the cell before entering the death match as a parting gift.
I was sent to the gulag but luckily my squad mate joined me and gave me the gulag Gluck Gluck before entering the death match.
by GlazinCheeks April 10, 2025
mugGet the Gulag Gluck Gluckmug.

crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner
Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.
by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023
mugGet the crab gluckmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email