Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021

Glad-canyon

When a Male and Female perform anal sex to the point where the females anus remains open after the Male pull out and removes his penis. The females anus will remain open 1-3 ) inches

(1) I gave that girl the gland-canyon of gapes.
(2) after I ass fucked that chick, she had a glad-canyon.

by Glad-canyon October 19, 2019

Glads

Is used when girls and lads (gays) are in a group

Out for a few drinks with the glads

by Aisling the untrustworthy girl November 23, 2023

Glad

Inhalants; paint thinner, glue, aerosols, nitrates, gas, etc. Used to get high, typically abused by children.

"Oy Suz, we finkin of gettin' some glad and pounding beyind ol' crusty's bahnyard?"

"Who you fink I'yam William? Not half the 'ore yur mother was."

by marginalizedmelon July 5, 2021

A glad

someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.

That dude is an idiot and such a glad, always fake flexing and doing the most

by panthera negra February 8, 2020

glad-handout

Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.

In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.

I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox

by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021