Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

Simpleton-Brainer

The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.

Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.

by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020

Simpleton

A simple person

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton

by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023

Giggleton

Giggleton is a sensation that is really deep and difficult to articulate. It's a sensation that escapes your lips and hurts your heart. Giggleton will always have significance even if it means anything.

"I felt giggleton as I heart the heartbreaking news."

by qmayuux January 20, 2024

grimbleton

A silly billy goofy ahh person who mildly annoys you at times but you don't mind it because you're friends.

(When chatting and someone says something annoying): you absolute grimbleton

Name is such a grimbleton.

by Hellotheremofo January 22, 2024

maxwell-gumbleton

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

by Jay Money from the Trap June 6, 2023