Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

gilmore girls

show that helps mom decide what's cooking for lunch. the mom and daughter are named lorelai

sooki is such a good cook!!!! mom is taking some cues about what's for lunch now. i heart gilmore girls.- Alexandria

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

Sara Gilmore

A beautiful ginger female, whom has a son who is a burst of fire.

Did you hear that Sara Gilmore has the biggest glutes in the state?

by Taco bell master47 March 29, 2023

Gilmore

he is a man who always considers his actions and acts in a good and just manner.

He is a Gilmore.

by saxnt March 26, 2023

Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.

Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

Bella Gilmore

An awesome, beautiful girl who wants nothing from the world around her but her friends and peace, she is the best person you can find in your life. Once you find a Bella Gilmore, you should never let her go. Ever.

Bella Gilmore: *exists*

Everyone: WHAT UP GIRL HOW ARE YA

by Definitely Not Nike November 16, 2019