GI cocktail

The act of having a marine, an army, a navy and and air force dude huddled together in a circle jerk over the open mouth of a foreign girl. Upon climax the quartet shoot semen into the girls mouth, leaving her with a warm, sticky protien filled, beverage. This concoction resembles a medication given in the ER.

I thought about giving this girl a happy nate, but instead I called my buddies and she got a GI cocktail

by Hammy J January 8, 2011

GI Joe Slap

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."

Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.

by Agora March 25, 2008

gi joe

government issue joe.

the standard model the U.S. government issues foreign nations in case of war.

He is a regular gi joe, currently kicking ass in Iraq

by GI JOE August 28, 2003

gi gorgeous

girl who is massive and somehow sexy at the same time. Giant and Gorgeous.

Chadwick: "Dude Catrina gained so much weight, shes like 400 lbs."
Freddy: "mmm ya but she is gi gorgeous now dude"

by cor October 2, 2004

Gi Jew

A present/toy, often received by Nazi children. Gi Jew is often accompanied by an Easy Bake Oven.

That Nazi boy is bound to put Gi Jew in that Easy Bake Oven.

by Niiiiicccckkkk January 6, 2012

Gi-googity my gishmoygan

Really hard sex.

Tonight, will you Gi-googity my gishmoygan

by oh right May 3, 2010

GI Jody

A person who is usually a reservist or part of a national guard unit, who attempts to avoid deployment by any means necessary. Thereby, making him or her equivalent to a civilian Jody who wants to enjoy the perks of staying at home and not serving his or her country in their fullest capacity.

John transferred out of his national guard unit into the air national guard to get out of deployment. What a GI Jody.

by VinceyB702 October 28, 2009