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Gert

Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.
Wow do you see that guy? -yesss that’s Gert
by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021
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gert

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.
"There goes gert again. I hate her class. She makes it the worst."
by apphpslither June 10, 2024
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GERTS

Gay exclusionary radicalised Trans supporters
The GERTS harrassed the candidate as just another gay white middle-class republican.
by NYchap February 28, 2020
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Gert

Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.
Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
by AndyM13 February 10, 2022
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Gerts

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)

Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!

Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
by Uncentient August 24, 2022
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Rude Gert

A big asshole, dick and just ugly idiot in general. And simps every female in sight.
Ugh, that RUDE GERT Is a dick.l
by Noellife January 5, 2023
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Gert

'Danish'

An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...

"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert

"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
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