Gert is a sober farmer from Groningen, Northern Netherlands. It is also a character of Samson and Gert.
by In a Barbie world November 22, 2021

a rude, passive aggressive woman. Usually a bit overweight. Has the teacher stance and needs to leave.
by apphpslither June 10, 2024

by NYchap February 28, 2020

Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
by AndyM13 February 10, 2022

A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation)
Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!
Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!!
Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
by Uncentient August 24, 2022

by Noellife January 5, 2023

'Danish'
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017
