a dumbass. a dumbass who got elected by well, dumbasses. he is the reason why we lost our allies. he is the reason why so many innocent people in iraq are losing their lives. the only smart thing he will ever do is die. (:
by sara March 13, 2005
George Bush is the worst president ever he's the reason my dad had to
go to dat hell hole we call iraq
go to dat hell hole we call iraq
by yo daddy house March 08, 2009
A man who has had everything in life handed to him on a silver platter by his father, including a spot in the national gaurd instead of vietnam, permission to go AWOL from that spot in the national gaurd, numerous failed businesses, the governership of Texas, and (through his father's friends and supreme-court appointees) the presidency. A man with a curious penchant for saying one thing and doing another (hydrogen powered cars, "no child left behind" that left a whole shitload of kids behind, "clean air act" which made the air dirtier, claimed his tax cuts did not unfairly benefit the rich, claimed he would "raise the tone" in DC, WMD's, etc). Is able to get away with his lies due to a complacent, corporate media that is nothing more than the attack dogs of the Republican Party.
by Arfalarf January 29, 2004
Most stupid man on earth and has only ever outsmarted one person, bbc political editor Nick Robinson.
Nick Robinson: asks some question about politics
George Bush: did you know your bald
NR: I didn't realise you cared
GB: I don't!
George Bush: did you know your bald
NR: I didn't realise you cared
GB: I don't!
by mikalalalalalalalalalala March 29, 2011
by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) September 17, 2008
An "illeterate monkey" in a human's body. A complete failure who just doesn't want to accept his dumbness.
Let's be stupid today and do George Bush things.
by Aleee October 27, 2006