genjutsu

Genjutsu: The feeling of being trapped in a undesirable/bullshit situation you cannot escape with your own power.

Genjutsu: unskippable YouTube ads that seem to last longer than the actual video. Or any conversation with that weird relative you barely know during thanksgiving.

by Blasuke uchiha May 7, 2018

google genius

Some who knows the answer to every thing due to the power of Google.

"Yeah he can light up the message boards with his vast knowledge, but he's only a Google genius"

by Jared Ohlinger October 23, 2006

wikipedia genius

That douchebag whole spends all day on Wikipedia and then thinks they're the smartest person in the world when in reality they're probably just reciting words and have know idea what they mean.

Most prominantly seen when teachers/professors present new material and the wikipedia genius has to blab out the first paragraph of the wikipedia page about it. After commended for being so smart they are usually asked a more in-depth question and have no clue about it.

I swear if that wikipedia genius acts like he's smarter than me I'm gonna smash his laptop and then we'll see who knows more.

by Fredrick Brown May 5, 2008

robot genius

Notre Dame Head Coach Charlie Weis.

That gameplan is so good that a robot genius must have developed it.

by Marco's apprentice November 30, 2005

real men of genius

All of the funny Bud Lite ads that are played on the radio. It was originally known as Real American Heroes, but after 9/11 they felt that the term was unacceptable because of the acts of heroism that occured on that day.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you
Mr. Silent killer gas passer (Mr. Silent killer gas passer)
Last night, you had the enchilada combo platter
This morning, the three-cheese omelet with broccoli
This afternoon, you're a ticking time-bomb
(tick, tick, tick, tick)
Because of you a simple elevator ride is suddenly a
42-floor plummet into the very bowels of hell
(You take my breath away)
Who did it? Who cares.
Sweet mercy, please, just someone light a match
(sweet, sweet mercy)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light O ninja of the nasty
And while you're at it, crack open a window
(Mr. Silent killer gas passer)

by skppy1225 September 15, 2008

genuine

Someone who is real; down to earth and doesnt pose; isnt a fake bitch

Genuine is real- Big L

by Big L, flamboyant for life January 9, 2008

internet genius

A person who understands internet technology, specifically as it relates to WordPress, web development, and making money on the Internet.

Ben is the internet genius because he knows how to help people build a more powerful online presence.

by internetgenius July 14, 2011