An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.
Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the geezer shoppingmug. n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.
Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
Get the Geezer Pleezermug. 
by Sica22 November 3, 2005
Get the old geezermug. A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!
A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.
A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.
by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015
Get the nutty geezermug. by zaif12354 February 16, 2022
Get the British Geezermug. Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.
My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!
by glenzo January 1, 2017
Get the double geezermug.