Garrison

A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.

A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.

by Breezy February 20, 2015

Garrison

A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.

Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.

" I think im going to puke"

"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"

" I saw a Garrison penis once."

by kiwassabie April 24, 2010

Garrison

One gay ass nigga.

Gayison is a cute nickname

Yo look at the bitch ass nigga
Of course bro, that’s a Garrison
Bruh

by 30DozenNuggets April 6, 2019

Garrison

n.
An older homosexual man. Usually is bipolar and distances himself from reality. A Garrison is afraid of expressing his inner feelings and is afraid of being alone. Usually has kinky lovers.

*Based on the character Mr. Garrison from "South Park".

Mr. Smith is such a Garrison

by Pitoyable May 13, 2005

Garrison Taylor

Garrison Taylor is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He's both charming and awkward at the same time, which really just makes him even cuter. He's the kind of guy to bring you flowers for no reason other than 'because you deserve them'. He's extraordinarily funny and can make anyone smile, even if they're having the worst of days. He's got dozens of friends and cares about all of them. He is loyal, kind, dorky and perfect. Garrison has at least 50 nicknames, all of them silly or weird. He has been through a lot, but it's only made him stronger as a person. He's the type of guy who doesn't get involved in drama, but that does not stop him from voicing his opinion when he needs to. Loyal, caring, funny and cute, he really is the perfect guy.

I'm so glad he waited. I love you, Garrison Taylor.

by lvydve October 23, 2016

indigo garrison

Feeling blue to extent of detriment

An indigo garrison attitude will leave you feeling lost and forlorn.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

gadison

A stupid kid who is immature and thinks he is cool and hasn't had a girlfriend in.... EVER!

Madison S. is also known as gadison because he is gay!

by Fur Shizzle September 20, 2004