gaping towel

Accidentally flashing your junk

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun

ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming

by SM132 September 23, 2023

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011

gaping lotus experience

A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.

Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.

by AssFucker69420 August 4, 2018

gaping mouth

A mouth that is wide open.

Person 1:"lolemo"

Person 2:*mouth gaping*

GAPING MOUTH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

by Waed Flup June 18, 2006

gaping throbbing vagina

when jack says valumptious too much his vagina stats to throb and gape

hey itsjackzar, you must have a GAPING THROBBING VAGINA I can smell that from a mile away

by jmag13 April 16, 2020